Not Tonight Dear Reader

Dear Reader,
The idea of facing another Bavarian Night with the Band is just to terrible to mention. They have a guy that plays my part -or rather I played his part before he came into the band. The idea of having a night like all the others fills me with dread. In French they have a saying "se faire chier comme un rat mort" which literraly means "making oneself shit like a dead rat." I am that "Dead Rat" who's having such a good time! And it's like that everytime I do that kind of concert. I prefer being alive and constipated than dead and relieved.. Just a personal choice.
Keep hanging in there Dear reader...
Ian